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smitethepatriarchy:

widebooty:

LOL JESUS

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

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  • Question: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ - Anonymous
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    hama0n:

    So after noticing that one of your messages was a text post I’m wondering if a lot of your text messages are in fact pastes of text posts? I don’t mind either way — it would make you like a text post delivery service and that’s pretty cool

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skleero:

Dancing Gastrodon.
Reblog! Let them dance on your dashboard!

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supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

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therealeovaldez:

this is how I see their entire relationship

PLUSHIE HAWKEYE MERCHENDISE

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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  • me : i really have to stop swearing , okay i'll start now.
  • *trips over something *
  • me : you fucking son of a bitch.
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kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

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